I like to think im not in any way addicted to soda, but that's not true. the single greatest liquid ever made is water, but soda is a close second. ESPECIALLY when it's not made from garbage corn syrup. genuine cane sugar soda? Not even a question, by the way. genuinely insane that humanity made cane sugar soda and then said "you know what would be cool? is if we made this but worse." corn syrup soda is a mistake. Mexican Coca Cola is one of humanity's greatest feats (because it always contains cane sugar instead of corn syrup) and most americans don't even know there's a difference.
I LOVE THIS CREATURE. THE PUKEKO.