Our Story:
Our story starts shortly after our humble founder (formerly part
of the research team depicted above!) realized he could prank
tourists by charging them money to listen to him make up facts
about birds. he managed to raise enough money to build the Resort,
at which point his money pentupled when he realized he could sell
rich tourists waffles for 18 dollars
Our Mission:
Our goal is to give people a refreshing, therapeutic,
nature-connected experience at the gorgeous natural location of
Big Sur
California Condor:
The endangered California Condor can sometimes be seen at Big Sur!
California Quail
The California Quails can be seen treading on the sand, peacefully.
Such amazing creatures
Commitment To Quality
Here at Pacific Trails Resort, we believe in giving you the most
organic experience in nature, and the most quality experience
indoors. Here are our fundamental promises:
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All in-house waffles will be 250% more expensive than they cost to
make, to honor the roots of the resort.
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All our staff get paid 3 dollars an hour, so they will treat you
extra well to secure those tips!
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The 16 foot tall maneater bird will no longer be allowed within
earshot of any trails!
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Dissatisfied with the quality of service? after 30 years of
requests, we're excited to say we've listened! You can now request
refunds.