Pacific Trails Resort

About Us

Our Story:

Our story starts shortly after our humble founder (formerly part of the research team depicted above!) realized he could prank tourists by charging them money to listen to him make up facts about birds. he managed to raise enough money to build the Resort, at which point his money pentupled when he realized he could sell rich tourists waffles for 18 dollars

Our Mission:

Our goal is to give people a refreshing, therapeutic, nature-connected experience at the gorgeous natural location of Big Sur

Meet Our Two Favorite Birds!

During our Hikes, Kayaking, and Birdwatching Trips, you will see a variety of wildlife that is protected by Big Sur. Here are our two personal favorite birds!

Commitment To Quality

Here at Pacific Trails Resort, we believe in giving you the most organic experience in nature, and the most quality experience indoors. Here are our fundamental promises:

  • All in-house waffles will be 250% more expensive than they cost to make, to honor the roots of the resort.
  • All our staff get paid 3 dollars an hour, so they will treat you extra well to secure those tips!
  • The 16 foot tall maneater bird will no longer be allowed within earshot of any trails!
  • Dissatisfied with the quality of service? after 30 years of requests, we're excited to say we've listened! You can now request refunds.